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Robin K. Banks
2013-06-20 21:47:42 UTC
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Is anybody here? <crickets>

I tried that Campfire Van Halen thing using a Capo on F and it works.
ROFPMP Funny!
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Robin K. Banks
2013-07-01 13:05:41 UTC
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Post by Robin K. Banks
Is anybody here? <crickets>
I tried that Campfire Van Halen thing using a Capo on F and it works.
ROFPMP Funny!
...and now I have a real quandry. I was playing some tunes at a campfire,
and up walked the most beautiful, desirable, 6 foot tall Amazon biker
woman EVAH! in bikini and Daytons, so I thought I would show her my
Campfire =vH= Trick, amongst other things.

She said she didn't like the DLR Era Van Halen, saying DLR was too
sleazy, preferring the Sammy era.

I had several options.

a.) Tell her, "Say What?!?! Get the F*ck Outta here!" which I did...
b.) Find some other 6 foot tall Amazon Biker woman to schmooze, although
that might be a bit tough, seeing this is the first one in 50 years.
c.) Tell her the truth: "Ya I own all the albums too." At least the Sammy
era ones are in a lot better condition.
d.) Throw the guitar in the Campfire, lie and say, "Me Too!" Then learn
some Neil Young songs for her, although I need a clothespeg on my nose to
whine out those high notes. (I'm actually leaning towards this one...)

Tough call anyways. What would you do?
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