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still no prescence from fatboy wolfgang
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s***@hotmail.com
2012-02-13 12:01:23 UTC
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he's eddie van halen's son so he must be very talented right? what a
load of fucking bollocks.
the fat useless fuck just sits there like a sack of shit on the lates
DVD. does anyone expect him to have learned any stagecraft for this
latest tour, or will his moves be 'fat son of multimillionaire walks
to the fridge to get some more pepsi and ice-cream'.
fat sack of shit. if he had any pride in himself at all he'd fuck off.
The Mighty T.B.
2012-02-13 17:01:16 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.com
he's eddie van halen's son so he must be very talented right? what a
load of fucking bollocks.
the fat useless fuck just sits there like a sack of shit on the lates
DVD. does anyone expect him to have learned any stagecraft for this
latest tour, or will his moves be 'fat son of multimillionaire walks
to the fridge to get some more pepsi and ice-cream'.
fat sack of shit. if he had any pride in himself at all he'd fuck off.
At least learn how to spell "presence," you dolt.

T.B.
IGB
2012-02-13 21:16:57 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.com
he's eddie van halen's son so he must be very talented right? what a
load of fucking bollocks.
the fat useless fuck just sits there like a sack of shit on the lates
DVD. does anyone expect him to have learned any stagecraft for this
latest tour, or will his moves be 'fat son of multimillionaire walks
to the fridge to get some more pepsi and ice-cream'.
fat sack of shit. if he had any pride in himself at all he'd fuck off.
Shitty time to be a Hagar fan. They're all miserable. See above
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s***@hotmail.com
2012-02-14 10:27:11 UTC
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Post by IGB
Shitty time to be a Hagar fan. They're all miserable. See above
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just like the whole of the 90's was a shitty time to be a DLR fan.
piss poor albums that tanked.
where was he playing? oh ,you don't want to remind me do you - state
fairs!
christ what a loser!!!!
CG
2012-02-14 12:33:49 UTC
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Post by IGB
Shitty time to be a Hagar fan. They're all miserable. See above
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just like the whole of the 90's was a shitty time to be  a DLR fan.
piss poor albums that tanked.
where was he playing? oh ,you don't want to remind me do you - state
fairs!
christ what a loser!!!!
The 90's was a shitty time to be a Van Halen fan in general. The '96
MTV fiasco, VH3, marginal record sales from Hagar, Roth and Van Halen,
and so forth.

But yesterday's gone. Today, Roth is back in Van Halen, and the Roth-
fronted VH has a legitimate shot at their first #1 record! Hagar, on
the other hand, is in a mediocre "all-star" group, one that can barely
fill a dinner theater.
IGB
2012-02-14 23:30:27 UTC
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Post by CG
Post by IGB
Shitty time to be a Hagar fan. They're all miserable. See above
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just like the whole of the 90's was a shitty time to be  a DLR fan.
piss poor albums that tanked.
where was he playing? oh ,you don't want to remind me do you - state
fairs!
christ what a loser!!!!
The 90's was a shitty time to be a Van Halen fan in general. The '96
MTV fiasco, VH3, marginal record sales from Hagar, Roth and Van Halen,
and so forth.
This junkie you're replying to admitted the Hagar years sucked
musically in another post, so I don't know where he is coming form.
Post by CG
But yesterday's gone.
Yep, he who laughs last, laughs best. Sammy knows this. The second he
stops talking about Van Halen is the second he disappears forever.
Post by CG
Today, Roth is back in Van Halen, and the Roth-
fronted VH has a legitimate shot at their first #1 record!
Hard to believe it sold 190k and will only go to #2 this day and age.
Last week it would have been number #1 by a country mile... but the
damn Grammys..

Kid Rock's last album went to number one and it barely sold 70k. Just
goes to show that chart position is a meaningless stat when it comes
to actual record sales.
Post by CG
Hagar, on
the other hand, is in a mediocre "all-star" group, one that can barely
fill a dinner theater.
Hagar has shot his last wad. No more book to sell. Mo more tequila to
sell. No more Van Hagar to sell. No more "super" group to sell.

Just gossip and dirt peddling about Van Halen to keep him in the news.



"I feel bad for Roth, 'cause I don't think he has a career anymore.
Unfortunately, he never crossed over as an artist, he was always a
showman. Now, he has to be a clown his whole life or be a gossip
monster, that's why he's writing that book: to sell dirt. I actually
feel more sorry for Eddie and Alex, 'cause they're pitiful right now."
- Sammy Hagar
xxx
2012-02-18 06:11:47 UTC
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i still haven't heard or seen what makes wolfie any kind of prodigy. i always thought if he *had* to be in the band, it should've been as a 2nd guitarist or playing keys during the keyboard songs. having mike out of the picture sucks, imo.
IGB
2012-02-20 04:48:31 UTC
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Post by xxx
i still haven't heard or seen what makes wolfie any kind of prodigy. i always thought if he *had* to be in the band, it should've been as a 2nd guitarist or playing keys during the keyboard songs. having mike out of the picture sucks, imo.
...but Mike can never be in the band while Dave is in it.

Mike is Sam's stooge and was openly against Roth re-joining the band.
If Mike were in the band, Sammy would always have his other ear and
would be pressuring him to get him back in the band. As soon as any
argument between Dave and Ed would happen, Mike would try and drive a
wedge between them and say, "I can get Sammy back in if you want."

Mike sold his soul to Sammy long ago. It would never work with him
again.
s***@hotmail.com
2012-02-20 11:21:27 UTC
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wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not really
good enough member of the van halen family to be in the band. i really
feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he has to put up
with him. it must be really galling.
the other not talented enough member of the band is eddie's brother
alex. i've bought the deluxe copy of the album which comes with a DVD
of the four guys performing a few acoustic song. alex contributes
NOTHING, repeat, NOTHING whatsoever to any of these tracks, just sits
there behind some percussion like a lump of lard. may as well be
sitting there reading a newspaper whilst the other guys play. even
wolfie manages to look as though he's involved. please don't write in
making excuses for alex - he is a drummer and a percussionist. if he
had any rythmn, if he had any music in him at all he'd be able to
contribute to these acoustic tracks. but he doesn't! which shows how
little talent he really possesses.

as for mike selling his soul to sammy. i think even if mike hadn't
have toured with sam duriong the sam & dave tour he'd still be out.
eddie needs somebody to vent his alcoholic hatred and paranoia on.
mikeys turn!!!
Clocky
2012-02-20 11:31:10 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.com
wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not really
good enough member of the van halen family to be in the band. i really
feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he has to put up
with him. it must be really galling.
the other not talented enough member of the band is eddie's brother
alex. i've bought the deluxe copy of the album which comes with a DVD
of the four guys performing a few acoustic song. alex contributes
NOTHING, repeat, NOTHING whatsoever to any of these tracks, just sits
there behind some percussion like a lump of lard. may as well be
sitting there reading a newspaper whilst the other guys play. even
wolfie manages to look as though he's involved. please don't write in
making excuses for alex - he is a drummer and a percussionist. if he
had any rythmn, if he had any music in him at all he'd be able to
contribute to these acoustic tracks. but he doesn't! which shows how
little talent he really possesses.
as for mike selling his soul to sammy. i think even if mike hadn't
have toured with sam duriong the sam & dave tour he'd still be out.
eddie needs somebody to vent his alcoholic hatred and paranoia on.
mikeys turn!!!
What a load of bitter nonsense.
IGB
2012-02-21 07:27:22 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.com
wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not really
good enough member of the van halen family to be in the band. i really
feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he has to put up
with him. it must be really galling.
DLR's status so low???

WTF? He's pretty much running the band again. Almost every decision
has been made by him and VH openly admit it. Did you miss the blurb on
VHND? The album wasn't even recorded at 5150.

This is why I must give kudos to Ed and Al for putting their egos
aside and letting Roth run the PR side again. It really feels like a
real band again. I was never totally comfortable with the 07-08 tour.
It seemed like they were forcing things and there was no real
promotion as a band.
Post by s***@hotmail.com
the other not talented enough member of the band is eddie's brother
alex. i've bought the deluxe copy of the album which comes with a DVD
of the four guys performing a few acoustic song. alex contributes
NOTHING, repeat, NOTHING whatsoever to any of these tracks, just sits
there behind some percussion like a lump of lard. may as well be
sitting there reading a newspaper whilst the other guys play. even
wolfie manages to look as though he's involved. please don't write in
making excuses for alex - he is a drummer and a percussionist. if he
had any rythmn, if he had any music in him at all he'd be able to
contribute to these acoustic tracks. but he doesn't! which shows how
little talent he really possesses.
as for mike selling his soul to sammy. i think even if mike hadn't
have toured with sam duriong the sam & dave tour he'd still be out.
eddie needs somebody to vent his alcoholic hatred and paranoia on.
mikeys turn!!!
Whatever...
s***@hotmail.com
2012-02-22 15:48:50 UTC
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Post by IGB
Post by s***@hotmail.com
wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not really
good enough member of the van halen family to be in the band. i really
feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he has to put up
with him. it must be really galling.
DLR's status so low???
if his status is so high how come the guy daren't, REPEAT daren't give
too many interviews. he knows the moment the media start describing
him as the star of van halen, the moment he gets too much publicity
it's all over between him and ed. and once that happens he can kiss
goodbye to any chance of a career. no more stadium gigs, no more big
selling albums. watch the dvd on the deluxe album release, he's
clearly pathetically grateful to be allowed back in front of a
sizeable audience again. it must kill him that he called the band Van
Halen in the first place. it must kill him that the band carries their
name. it must kill him that he's a nobody without the VH brothers -
especially with an ego that big. i've no doubt he's self aware enough
to realise that the presence of wolfie makes them all look like fools
and that he is in a really weak position that he has no choice
whatsoever but to put up with it. this from the guy that sacked billy
sheehan! christ!!
Post by IGB
WTF? He's pretty much running the band again. Almost every decision
has been made by him and VH openly admit it. Did you miss the blurb on
VHND? The album wasn't even recorded at 5150.
is he indeed? wasn't it that great genius himself, without whom no van
halen album could ever have been made, or ever have been anywhere near
so brilliant, wolfagang van halen who picked the setlist for the 2007
tour? presumably he picks the set list for the latest tour - ' hey you
three, no way are we playing china town live! dad can't play guitar
and bass simultaneously! by the way, how are those mike anthony
backing vocal samples coming along? can i rehearse miming along to
them yet? where's the ice cream? where's the pepsi? where's the
fridge? fuck dieting!!! in ten years time i'll release a diet book - '
how being so talented and so successful made me fat!'
Post by IGB
This is why I must give kudos to Ed and Al for putting their egos
aside and letting Roth run the PR side again. It really feels like a
real band again. I was never totally comfortable with the 07-08 tour.
It seemed like they were forcing things and there was no real
promotion as a band.
ed and al putting their egos aside? have they fuck? there's a massive
campaign run by their management to make sure no critic gives too much
praise for the bands return to form to roth, and roth himself has had
to orchestrate it as he knows press along the lines of 'van halen are
great again thanks to the mighty roth' and 'weren't van hagar and van
cherone crap' would destroy the band in days. eddie would be as
jealous as fuck again and he and his ugly talentless, money grabbing
turd of a brother would be playing the old ' he tried to steal the
show' carda again to get rid of him. if these pair could get away with
it it would still be gary cherone on vocals and original line up fans
could go whislte for it.

there was no promotion whatsoever as a band. roth wasn't allowed to
give interviews as the brothers were terrified of him saying anything
critical of the hagar or cherone years. they were terrified of him
getting too much publicity. they can't bear the thought of him being
thought of as an important part of VH, let alone the most important
part of it. i assure you eddie is absolutely terrified of being
thought of as dave's backing musician. the slightest suggestion of it
causes an eruption of fear, anger and hatred. the VH brothers have
dave over a barrel. alex carries one of dave's testicles around in his
mouth.
eddie carries the other around in his mouth. one bit of praise too
much and they chew em up and spit em out.
as for eddie giving publicitiy. he hasn't got the balls. he's so
scared of being asked about VHIII that you'll never get an interview
out of him again. he won't even appear in any of the guitar player
magazines he used to grace before his career turned to shit. even
though al the journalists who write for these magazines know what he's
like and would never ask him anything to make him feel awkward. what a
fucking maggot!
IGB
2012-02-22 22:31:24 UTC
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Post by s***@hotmail.com
Post by IGB
Post by s***@hotmail.com
wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not really
good enough member of the van halen family to be in the band. i really
feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he has to put up
with him. it must be really galling.
DLR's status so low???
if his status is so high how come the guy daren't, REPEAT daren't give
too many interviews. he knows the moment the media start describing
him as the star of van halen, the moment he gets too much publicity
it's all over between him and ed. and once that happens he can kiss
goodbye to any chance of a career. no more stadium gigs, no more big
selling albums. watch the dvd on the deluxe album release, he's
clearly pathetically grateful to be allowed back in front of a
sizeable audience again. it must kill him that he called the band Van
Halen in the first place. it must kill him that the band carries their
name. it must kill him that he's a nobody without the VH brothers -
especially with an ego that big. i've no doubt he's self aware enough
to realise that the presence of wolfie makes them all look like fools
and that he is in a really weak position that he has no choice
whatsoever but to put up with it. this from the guy that sacked billy
sheehan! christ!!
Post by IGB
WTF? He's pretty much running the band again. Almost every decision
has been made by him and VH openly admit it. Did you miss the blurb on
VHND? The album wasn't even recorded at 5150.
is he indeed? wasn't it that great genius himself, without whom no van
halen album could ever have been made, or ever have been anywhere near
so brilliant, wolfagang van halen who picked the setlist for the 2007
tour? presumably he picks the set list for the latest tour - ' hey you
three, no way are we playing china town live! dad can't play guitar
and bass simultaneously! by the way, how are those mike anthony
backing vocal samples coming along? can i rehearse miming along to
them yet? where's the ice cream? where's the pepsi? where's the
fridge? fuck dieting!!! in ten years time i'll release a diet book - '
how being so talented and so successful made me fat!'
Post by IGB
This is why I must give kudos to Ed and Al for putting their egos
aside and letting Roth run the PR side again. It really feels like a
real band again. I was never totally comfortable with the 07-08 tour.
It seemed like they were forcing things and there was no real
promotion as a band.
ed and al putting their egos aside? have they fuck? there's a massive
campaign run by their management to make sure no critic gives too much
praise for the bands return to form to roth, and roth himself has had
to orchestrate it as he knows press along the lines of 'van halen are
great again thanks to the mighty roth' and 'weren't van hagar and van
cherone crap' would destroy the band in days. eddie would be as
jealous as fuck again and he and his ugly talentless, money grabbing
turd of a brother would be playing the old ' he tried to steal the
show' carda again to get rid of him. if these pair could get away with
it it would still be gary cherone on vocals and original line up fans
could go whislte for it.
there was no promotion whatsoever as a band. roth wasn't allowed to
give interviews as the brothers were terrified of him saying anything
critical of the hagar or cherone years. they were terrified of him
getting too much publicity. they can't bear the thought of him being
thought of as an important part of VH, let alone the most important
part of it. i assure you eddie is absolutely terrified of being
thought of as dave's backing musician. the slightest suggestion of it
causes an eruption of fear, anger and hatred. the VH brothers have
dave over a barrel. alex carries one of dave's testicles around in his
mouth.
eddie carries the other around in his mouth. one bit of praise too
much and they chew em up and spit em out.
as for eddie giving publicitiy. he hasn't got the balls. he's so
scared of being asked about VHIII that you'll never get an interview
out of him again. he won't even appear in any of the guitar player
magazines he used to grace before his career turned to shit. even
though al the journalists who write for these magazines know what he's
like and would never ask him anything to make him feel awkward. what a
fucking maggot!
Wow, again... absolutely *shitty* time to be a Hagar fan. Just read
(if you can get past the second sentence, I didn't) the bitterness and
total crap above. LOL


"I just didn't know what I was going to do. And I was nervous. I was
insecure. I'm going, "Man, they got Roth back, man that's gonna, the
fans are going to be happy, and I'm gonna just be, you know, be, I'm
gonna be like on the out" you know. I really was, it made me real
insecure. I was glad to see that thing blow up to be honest with you."
- Sammy Hagar, 1996 and why he feels so bitter now
xxx
2012-02-23 01:22:08 UTC
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i have to give dave some credit for toning it down quite a bit. he
seems more humble and i'm sure he knows that eddie the flake will take
his ball and go home at the drop of a hat. at the same time VH painted
themselves into a corner. it was pretty much dave or bust. were they
going to try a 4th singer? bring cherone back?? fans were tired of the
musical chairs. all this said, it still seems a little awkward and
sometimes uncomfortable. i hope it continues to work. baby steps, as
ed would say...
Clocky
2012-02-23 08:31:00 UTC
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Post by IGB
Post by s***@hotmail.com
wolfie isn't any kind of prodigy at all. he's just another not
really good enough member of the van halen family to be in the
band. i really feel sorry for dave that his own status is so low he
has to put up with him. it must be really galling.
DLR's status so low???
if his status is so high how come the guy daren't, REPEAT daren't give
too many interviews. he knows the moment the media start describing
him as the star of van halen, the moment he gets too much publicity
it's all over between him and ed. and once that happens he can kiss
goodbye to any chance of a career. no more stadium gigs, no more big
selling albums. watch the dvd on the deluxe album release, he's
clearly pathetically grateful to be allowed back in front of a
sizeable audience again. it must kill him that he called the band Van
Halen in the first place. it must kill him that the band carries their
name. it must kill him that he's a nobody without the VH brothers -
especially with an ego that big. i've no doubt he's self aware enough
to realise that the presence of wolfie makes them all look like fools
and that he is in a really weak position that he has no choice
whatsoever but to put up with it. this from the guy that sacked billy
sheehan! christ!!
Post by IGB
WTF? He's pretty much running the band again. Almost every decision
has been made by him and VH openly admit it. Did you miss the blurb
on VHND? The album wasn't even recorded at 5150.
is he indeed? wasn't it that great genius himself, without whom no van
halen album could ever have been made, or ever have been anywhere near
so brilliant, wolfagang van halen who picked the setlist for the 2007
tour? presumably he picks the set list for the latest tour - ' hey you
three, no way are we playing china town live! dad can't play guitar
and bass simultaneously!
They are playing Chinatown live and clearly Wolfy plays what is heard on the
album.

I guess the failure of Hagar is bitter pill to swallow.

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