Van Halen is DEAD Aerosmith is ALIVE

[BigStick]

Reality hits hard and fast.


**BIGstick**

When one person suffers from a delusion it's called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion it's called Religion.

[asdfasdf]

Post by BigStick
Reality hits hard and fast.

The Doors are dead too. Does that mean that Aerosmith
is better than The Doors?

[The Mighty T.B.]

Post by BigStick
Reality hits hard and fast.

Kinda like the floor when Tyler takes one of his usual old man nosedives
off the stage.

T.B.

[CG]

Post by BigStick
Reality hits hard and fast.

The reality is that Van Halen released an album last February that sold really well by 2012 standards, and went on what appears to be a really successful tour.

Steven Tyler, on the other hand, spent his time judging (and possibly hitting on) 15 year olds on American Idol, took a couple of falls either off the stage or in his bathroom, and embarrassed himself by caterwauling the National Anthem in front of millions of people.

Aerosmith has sucked ever since the late 80's when they started asking pop songwriters to produce hits for them.

[BigStick]

Post by CG
Aerosmith has sucked ever since the late 80's when they started asking pop
songwriters to produce hits for them.

ADKOT was a total bomb.
LOL!! There is not one memorable song on that piece of shit.
Nobody is playing it.
The music industry is still laughing.

Music From Another Dimension is already a big hit.
There are at least 5 songs on this kick ass album that are top 10.

AEROSMITH IS BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
ONCE AGAIN .... AEROSMITH SCHOOLS EDDIE, SAMMY and THAT OTHER MORON, who
can't sing.

150 MILLION $$$$ SOLD.

Van Halen is AEROSMITH's BITCH.


**BIGstick**

When one person suffers from a delusion it's called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion it's called Religion.

Post by CG
Reality hits hard and fast.

The reality is that Van Halen released an album last February that sold
really well by 2012 standards, and went on what appears to be a really
successful tour.

Steven Tyler, on the other hand, spent his time judging (and possibly
hitting on) 15 year olds on American Idol, took a couple of falls either off
the stage or in his bathroom, and embarrassed himself by caterwauling the
National Anthem in front of millions of people.

Aerosmith has sucked ever since the late 80's when they started asking pop
songwriters to produce hits for them.

[asdfasdf]

Post by BigStick

Post by CG
Aerosmith has sucked ever since the late 80's when they started asking
pop songwriters to produce hits for them.

ADKOT was a total bomb.
LOL!! There is not one memorable song on that piece of shit.
Nobody is playing it.
The music industry is still laughing.
Music From Another Dimension is already a big hit.
There are at least 5 songs on this kick ass album that are top 10.
AEROSMITH IS BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
ONCE AGAIN .... AEROSMITH SCHOOLS EDDIE, SAMMY and THAT OTHER MORON, who
can't sing.
150 MILLION $$$$ SOLD.
Van Halen is AEROSMITH's BITCH.
**BIGstick**

...and Taylor Swift schools them all. Guess you need to start singing
her praise based on your logic.

[BigStick]

Post by asdfasdf
...and Taylor Swift schools them all. Guess you need to start singing
her praise based on your logic.

More like Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones and the Beatles.
All big sellers.

Just because an artist sells records doesn't mean they are a "Talylor
Swift".


**BIGstick**

When one person suffers from a delusion it's called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion it's called Religion.

Post by asdfasdf

Post by CG
Aerosmith has sucked ever since the late 80's when they started asking
pop songwriters to produce hits for them.

ADKOT was a total bomb.
LOL!! There is not one memorable song on that piece of shit.
Nobody is playing it.
The music industry is still laughing.
Music From Another Dimension is already a big hit.
There are at least 5 songs on this kick ass album that are top 10.
AEROSMITH IS BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
ONCE AGAIN .... AEROSMITH SCHOOLS EDDIE, SAMMY and THAT OTHER MORON, who
can't sing.
150 MILLION $$$$ SOLD.
Van Halen is AEROSMITH's BITCH.
**BIGstick**

...and Taylor Swift schools them all. Guess you need to start singing
her praise based on your logic.

[CG]

Post by BigStick
Just because an artist sells records doesn't mean they are a "Talylor
Swift".

In Aerosmith's case, they are a step below her since Taylor Swift doesn't ask studio magicians to write songs for her.

[CG]

Post by BigStick
ADKOT was a total bomb.

It sold about 400,000 copies. In 2012, the age of internet downloads, that's like going platinum.

Post by BigStick
Music From Another Dimension is already a big hit.

The album isn't even out yet, and it's already being panned by the Guardian and the Independent.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/nov/01/aerosmith-another-dimension-review

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/album-aerosmith-music-from-another-dimension-columbia-8274213.html

[The Mighty T.B.]

Post by BigStick
Reality hits hard and fast.
**BIGstick**

But DipStick earlier wrote:

"Actually, after my third / fourth listen to this song.
You are correct.

This song is repetitive nonsense.
It's pure crap.

I've heard four songs now from this "Dementia From Another Planet", and
they are ALL terrible.

Legendary Child ... sucks.
Beautiful ... sucks.
Oh Yeah ... sucks.
Lover A lot ... horrible.

My conclusion is Steven Tyler has ruined this band."

.......heh heh.

I'd say worst troll ever but we all know you've topped yourself in the past.

BTW, this album leaked last week and there's maybe 4 even halfway decent
songs and a TON of crap filler. It's actually worse than their last 2
original studio albums. Along with their weak appearance on Letterman
last week, it's pretty clear this band is as mediocre and WAY past their
prime as they've been since the end of the 80's.

Meanwhile, Van Halen put out their best album this year since... well,
the last album Roth was on in 1984. They're going to put out another
album in 2013 and continue to tour. I doubt Van Halen will have crap
package shows with the likes of Motley Crue, KISS or Cheap Trick like
Aerosenile had to do (who all blew them off the stage, btw) to get
people to see them fall off the stage.

'nuff said.

Sincerely,
Your God, T.B.