DAVID LEE ROTH CAN'T SING

[BigStick]

This is not Breaking News.
Just the facts, ma'am.

But he can kick his leg up in the air really really high ... oh wait, he
can't do that anymore.

Sammy ??

Are you there??


**BIGstick**

When one person suffers from a delusion, it's called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion it's called Religion.

[Sammy Hagar]

Post by BigStick
Sammy ??
Are you there??

Yes Scotty, I'm here.

I have just a couple seconds in between stuffing my fat face with cheeseburgers so I'll make this quick.

To make your life complete, spend $200 to see Aerosmith when they come to your town. If they make it through a measly 15 songs and if Steven doesn't fall off the stage loaded, weasel your way backstage dressed as a drag queen and offer to blow one of the roadies to get an autograph from the band. You do that, you can die a happy... uh... guy.

Sammy MacHagar